Quick update – I’ve been remiss in posting to the site for some time, but I haven’t been completely attached to the couch in my absence… I’ve been working on finishing Book Two in the How to Steer Your Kid trilogy – Meat Sandwiches!
The good news is that I’ve finished about 90% of the writing, and I still have more than a month until my self-imposed random publication deadline of February 28. (I’ve found that random deadlines for definite goals are much more effective than random goals with indefinite deadlines – strange, but true.)
The latest progress to report is that today I finished the cover for Meat Sandwiches, shown here:
Also, Here’s the preliminary list of completed chapters…
The Attack Badger
…as well as some potential chapters yet to be completed:
Politically incorrect Ballads
In the Heartburn of the Sea
The Forest Circus
Pale Bike Rider
There’s a Booger on the Banister
Flinchy Trigger Finger
The Swimming Trough
Stupid Airman Tricks
Stay tuned for updates – Meat Sandwiches will be released on or before February 28!
I vote for “Booger on the Banister” and “The Swimming Trough”. Not that it’s been opened to voting, but I’m exercising my right to vote anyway!
Looking forward to the next book!
Why so interested in ‘Booger on the Banister?’ Did you put it there? Ya did it, didn’t ya?!? Admit it!!!
Sorry – minor flashback there…
About time. If I hadda wait for a meat sandwich to eat as long as you’ve been piddling around delivering this book, I’da starved. Doesn’t your publisher hold your feet to the fire? Oh, wait…YOUR publisher is a milquetoast!
My publisher isn’t the boss of me… Oh, wait, maybe he is. But the upside is that I’m the boss of him too, since we’re the same person – and if he gets too snippy I can ignore him. I’d ignore you too, but you’re too rich a source of cannon fodder for my literary arsenal. Hazards of the job, I suppose! The only meat sandwich I have to offer is the coming book about ’em, so you’ll have to make your own if you want something to actually eat. I’d advise against tuna on blueberry bagel, though…
No, I certainly did NOT leave a booger on the bannister, but I want to read the story to see if “you’re printin’ LIES about me!!” HehHeh.
“rupertsue” aka “Jinty”
I would NEVER print lies about anybody!!! Okay, maybe small ones about Rico, but he probably deserved it…